- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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