- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

so...um, yeah

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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