What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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women's rights.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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