An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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