okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Lololol

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