- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

where is the world?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

I have read the terms and conditions

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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