- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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