- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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