Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Im gay What about you

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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