- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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