- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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