- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my gramma died

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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