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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

why was the boy sad? because.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Gus's mom

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Roses are red.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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