- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

why did sally drown cause she was black

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Julian Ha.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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