- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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