Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Ily bae

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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