- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

That is so fetch

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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