- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

No because your face is really f***** up.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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