- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

woman's rights

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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