- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A muslim paints Mohammed

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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