- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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