- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's your guys names?

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Major League Soccer

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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