- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

woman's rights

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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