why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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