A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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women's rights

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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