- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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