- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What is your bill about? Clinton

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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