"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

whats funnier than 24? 25

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

I named my son ps2 controller

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

No because your face is really f***** up.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Anti Joke

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