what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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richard is fag

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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