- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

A seal walks into a club.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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