- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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