Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

John Cena

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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