- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What fires shots? A gun

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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