- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How's the weather? Good.

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