- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Christianity.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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