Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Blacks

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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