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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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