why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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