Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Obama = ebola

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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