What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Poker face

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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