"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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