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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why was the man sad His got raped

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

they're dead. idiot.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

A blind man walks into a wall.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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