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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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