why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Poop...

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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