My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Tall asians

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

I like touching my boobs

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

( . Y . )

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

The Oakland Raiders

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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