when debbie meets downer

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What are annoying? Ads.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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I like touching my boobs

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Tall asians

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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