- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

knock knock Dave's not here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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