- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Long joke Your such a downey

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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