Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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black people

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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