What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Blacks

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Dwarf Shortage

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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