- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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