Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Immigration Laws

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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