once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Woman rights.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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