- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

123 f*ck off

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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