- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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