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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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