- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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