- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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