What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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