ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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