- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Chris Bosh's neck

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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