- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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