- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Abortion.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

women's rights

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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