People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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John Cena for president

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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