What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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