Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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