- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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