- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A seal walks into a club.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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