- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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