Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

class is canceled. My professor died.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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