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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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