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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

VITAMIN C!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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