- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Pickles are powerful

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Female rights.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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