What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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