'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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pudding

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Pickles are powerful

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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