- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Chicken

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's two plus two? Window

im telling maguire

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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