- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is 33 + 1? Penis

NEVER

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A Chinese man fails a math test

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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