so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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