roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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willam dafoe

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Anti Joke

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