- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the fish fly It didn't

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

whats up and also down? your mum

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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