What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What's your guys names?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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