- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Okay.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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