- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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