How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

YOLO You only like Oreos

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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