Homosexualism is so gay man

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Your Mom

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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