What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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