- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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