Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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arena football

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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This is an anti-joke.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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