- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Women deserve equal rights.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

"Knock knock." "No."

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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