- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

whats my name? Matt

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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