- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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