- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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