Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

This is not funny.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Hail Hitler

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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