The Qur'an

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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diarrhea.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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learn. advance!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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