A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Massie is a fatass

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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