- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

ur mum

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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