- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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