What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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