what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Your mom is not fat!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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