What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Anti Joke

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