- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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