A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Massie is a fatass

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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