- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Your Mom The End.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

non poop

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why so serious ?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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