How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Penis

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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