A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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