A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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9/11 my birthday

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