- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

hola said the chinese man

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

hers a joke... japanese people

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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