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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

And you honored it I see :P

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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