- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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