- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what do you call a black guy african american

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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