- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What comes after 69? 70

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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