- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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