- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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