- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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