- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Smelly Indians.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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