What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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