What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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