What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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