How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

The dewey decimal system

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Women's Rights

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Girls soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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