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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

rocky is here again.......................

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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