Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What does water smell like? water.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Turkeys are obese

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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