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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Bark I'm a tree

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