What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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