- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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