whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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